“Don’t say ‘vulgar.’ Nobody says ‘vulgar.’ It’s 2019.”

“Yeah? Just for that, I’m bringing back ‘eftsoons.'”

“What’s an eftsoon?”

“…an embryonic newt.” (Ba-dum TSS!)

(Y’know, ’cause a juvenile newt’s called an eft, so an eft soon would be…oh, never mind. Dad out.)