“Ben”: The Godawful, Never-Requested HD Remaster

Why?

1. Because the original wasn’t QUITE terrifying enough.
2. Because, though my singing has worsened, my Canadian accent has improved.
3. Because I haven’t clipped my toenails in AGES. (What? I rarely wear shoes or socks. It’s not like they’re about to snag on anything.)
4. Because…I wish I had a friend like Ben?

(And the real reason: because I had nothing better to do with my evening.)

PS – I can walk just fine. Really. I was wobbling because I couldn’t see.