I saw this article the other day, about people getting chemical peels and lip injections, all sorts of procedures so they’d look like their Instagram shots, and all I could think was, like, man. I should make a whole, entire Instagram, just for my horrible teeth.
I’m too lazy to go that far, but here are some pictures. I couldn’t get my back teeth, which are the most horrible of all—but some other day, perhaps. When it isn’t so dark.
Internet dentists, man, behold my foul choppers and despair.
RG Double Ghost 