This morning, I got out of bed and my knickers fell off. They pooled round my feet, and I got one of those horror-flashes—y’know, when you spot something off, and your brain furnishes some blood-curdling explanation—anyway, I got one of those, and I looked down, fully expecting to find I’d shrivelled to bones in the night….
My elastic had gone.
My elastic had gone.
Damn cheapass knickers.
