Today, I watched a man upend an entire carton of kiwi juice into the sewer.
I wonder, was anything down there to drink it? Did a circle of rats form, busy pink tongues, and lick till they’d all had their fill?
Blelele.
Blelele.
Blelelele.
From the Department of Blelelele
RG Double Ghost 
Perhaps its your upstairs neighbour – the one with all the nice plant pots…
Perhaps she’s a Rat Queen…
Perhaps she leads a band of highly trained fire-starting arson rats, sent out with the singular mission of ridding the world of that bloody awful ladder and thus improving her view…
Perhaps they suffer from crappy navigational skills…
Perhaps one day…
Perhaps…
(Glad to hear you’re ok and the smoke wasn’t too bad).
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Hang on… I’ve just realised I’ve commented on the wrong post… This was supposed to be in the one about the fire…
I blame mondays…
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